Radishes are about the only thing we can grow because they grow in 21 days.” “It’s 110 out here during the day and 20 degrees below at night and our “growing season” is relatively short, which rules out a corn maze. By the way, what can you grow on your God-forsaken place?” I don’t know if you can make wine from locoweed either so you might have to skip the wine tasting tours. And since you don’t have any trees, a zip line is probably out of the question. “Well, I suppose you can’t grow pumpkins or strawberries in your “semi-arid” desert so a “pick-your-own” farm won’t attract anyone. “That’s the best bad idea I ever heard,” said Ralph. You could bus the folks in on party buses from California.” And since your average tourist wants to go places where there aren’t a lot of tourists, you could put a billboard on I-80 steering everyone to your place, promoting the fact you offer plenty of elbow room and the largest parking lot in the world. Taking a page from Las Vegas, you could make it a “clothing optional” slot resort. “Have you ever thought of offering the world’s only outdoor slot machines? You could advertise them as the “hottest” slots in Nevada. “You just have to work with what you have plenty of, like heat,” I replied. “The only reason people come to Nevada is to gamble or to get married which, I suppose, is redundant.” “Not every ranch is blessed to be a dude ranch hotspot,” said Ralph. I was talking with my buddy Ralph who lives in “America’s Outback” and he was complaining because he could not participate in the trend towards “agri-tourism” because his starve-out ranch is right in the middle of Nevada’s big nowhere.
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